Six of Shoes

After the cell phone and the notebook computer, TiVo is the most important metrosexual information appliance. Look: the metrosexual lifestyle is all about having it all -- wringing every last drop of excitement, style and stimulation from the fleeting years of youth. That involves quite a lot of scheduling and tricky timing, you see. Of course, you can't miss an episode of Fashiontrance or Queer Eye or Trading Spaces. But what if they conflict with a night's clubbing, or the Theater, or that spinning class with the really good music? What do you do? TiVo is the dream metro appliance: it makes it so you never have to choose.

Meaning: Proactivity, better living through automation.

Reversed: Hopelessly, breathlessly a-twitter

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