Five of Shoes

Mr. Metrosexual strides the district with supreme confidence, completely put-together and coordinated with just a dash of sass. Call him a dandy, call him superficial, hell -- call him the G-word. He doesn't care; he's having a good time. Maybe he's everyone he's ever loved, but at least somebody loves him.

Meaning: Confidence, coordination.

Reversed: Tunnel-vision, self-absorption.

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