The Personal Trainer

Three words, dude: "Ag. On. Y." The workout is pure hell, and he's the devil incarnate. He punishes you for your sins, namely, anything you really enjoy: dining, drinking, TiVo. He doesn't relent, and he doesn't forget; every rep and crunch is recorded on the clipboard, a tablet of atonement. No excuses, no mercy, no carbs. Thank you sir, may I have another?

Meaning: Compensation, hard work, arrival.

Reversed: Punishment, revenge, hubris, sports-related injury.

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