The Closet

His gay friends spent years coming out of the closet, but the dedicated metrosexual struggles to get back in -- for a passionate assignation with his wardrobe, that is. The well-hanged man is hot for Armani, Galliano and Jacobs -- because they put out, season after season. Fashion is the foundation and architecture of metrosexual existence; the closet door is the window into the soul of the metrosexual man.

Meaning: Satisfaction, fulfillment, settlement.

Reversed: Clarity, endings, difference.

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