Seven of Clubs

Forget your fern bars, discos, blind dates, single's bars and health clubs. The hook-up has shed its corporeality and taken to the ether. Now your desirability is announced by electrons and html. Over all, it's an improvement; the whole process of has become shockingly streamlined and efficient: pictures, essays, video clips, personal statements of sweetness, quirkiness or megalomaniacal genius... it's all there -- for the skillful reader of character, anyway. Plus ca change -- even with all this information technology aimed at the act of coupling, the Art of Deception is alive and well.

Meaning: Exciting prospects. Attraction from afar.

Reversed: Unexpected detour into neurotic blind-alleys.

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