The Sale

Imagine a straight man saying, "Oh. My. God. Three hundred dollar designer shoes for sixty bucks. I've died and gone to heaven!" Or buying a pair of slacks, wearing them for a night, then -- gasp! -- returning them! Well, we're not in Kansas anymore, Dorothy. Get used to it. In the metrosexual universe, shopping is at least as cool as golf. 50% markdown? That's justice. Pump your fist and say, Oh, yeah.

Meaning: Serendipity, cunning, a treasure found.

Reversed: Pleasure in details.

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