Nine of Clubs

Condom etiquette: Sure, metrosexuals are narcissistic, hedonistic, self-indulgent and a wee bit promiscuous. But they aren't stupid. Safe sex is de rigeur; STDs are for provincials. Pregnancy? What? Not 'till I'm forty. Besides, my co-op has a strict no-child policy.

Meaning: Enlightened dissipation, informed hedonism.

Reversed: Arrested intimacy, strange proximities, fond farewells.

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