Eight of Forks

Ah, Rioja! Another satisfying pop, signaling another evening of fine dining. For centuries the cork has kept the wine in and the air out. Admire it, inspect it for rot or leakage, then put it down and forget about it, we beg of you. Smell it, and you'll look pretentious. Put it in your mouth? -- Rhymes with 'dork.'

Meaning: Restraint, containment.

Reversed: Discretion, a hidden taint.

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