Abs

What profiteth a closetful of Armani, if a pot-belly should come to despoil it? Metrosexual fashion withers without abdominal fitness. You can't wear the clothes if you're not as thin and hard as a hanger. The good news? You have become the star of your own fashion show -- you look fabulous in that suit, or shirt, or jacket. The bad news? Abs classes at the gym, four days a week. Crunch 'till you hurl. You have become an extension of your closet. And despite your obsession with your 'six-pack', it would never, ever occur to you to drink beer.

Meaning: Clarity, discipline, hope, healing.

Reversed: Rapid change, usually not for the better.

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